Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Definition of Adorability

Sorry for the heavy grumping. Admissions bring out the worst in people. (The grad advisor told me to cheer up and remember it would all be over by mid-February.) Anyway, in lieu of an apology, I'm offering adorable pictures of Miss Pips--on an actual camera! Yes, I too couldn't take the grainy, blurry cellphone pictures anymore. So I stalked camera prices for a couple weeks, then pounced during Black Friday. Pro-tip: Thanksgiving to Christmas is a great time to buy a camera. I have made many promises to Paul that I will not lose this one.

Spying from her highly defensible secret location:


Caught!:

Let's see how good you look the last two weeks of the semester:




WE ARE NOT AMUSED!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Inconvenient Truth (Plus Thanksgiving)


I'll get to the inconvenient truth part in a minute, but first Thanksgiving. It was nice, it was just Paul and me, and all the food turned out well except the last tray of rolls which were forgotten in the oven. Also, apparently Paul had some sort of cooking incident that covered the stove in gravy and involved fire. As gravy is not flammable, I do not know how/what happened. Assume it was comical. Here's a picture of the spread, if case you are still worried we secretly starved to death.


Now to the inconvenient truth part. I am losing my faith in Americans, specifically the electorate. Back in November, the New York Times ran a nifty little interactive feature on its website. It asked viewers to solve the deficient through a series of mixed options of cuts and tax raises. I think everyone needs to try this feature--especially those in Congress--because it makes it painfully clear that some hard choices are needed to balance the budget and that no single approach (cuts or tax increases) is going to cut it (no pun intended).

That doesn't really explain my concern about the American electorate, does it? Well, the New York Times took the responses from the game and analyzed them. It was by no means scientific, just intriguing. Or terribly depressing. The five most popular cuts/taxes increases were (in order): Reduce the size of the military to pre-Iraq war levels, additional cuts to troops in Asia and Europe; allow Bush-era tax cuts for incomes above $250,000 to expire; reduce Social Security for those with high incomes; reduce nuclear arsenals and space spending; cancel or delay some weapons programs. Those five were out of forty options. Of the total forty options, five were able to garner at least 50% of support from both those who overall favored tax increases (likely liberals) and those who overall favored budget cuts (likely conservatives). Many of the responses were widely divergent. And that's why I worry about the American electorate--because they seem farther and farther apart, more interested in ideological purity than fact, willing to take nothing if all isn't available to them, view pragmatism and compromises as failings instead of virtues, and place self over country.

This ideological purity fetish is more than short-sighted and foolish. It's the modern equivalent of bread and circuses, and it's downright dangerous. The more Republicans refuse to compromise (thanks the the perceived power of the the Tea Party movement), the more the necessary function of government is stalled. Members of Congress can waste weeks on quarreling over the repeal of "Don't ask, don't tell" or raise constant questions about the current president's legitimacy (Native-born? Christian? America-hating commie?), but something that should be easily bipartisan like the 9/11 Health and Compensation Act can't get enough votes to pass the Senate. Endless arguments over abortion; the acceptability of homosexuals as adoptive parents, soldiers, or spouses; and illegal immigration distract from far more important and pressing issues such as basic budgeting and comprehensive reforms of health care, immigration, and tort law.

Of course, those are also indirect. Sure, the legislative process is grinding to a halt, but the infrastructure is intact and the world keeps on turning. So let's turn to Arizona. I've ranted before about the gut job Arizona's very conservative, very Republican legislature did in an effort to balance the budget. Well, one of the things that is finally getting some attention is that Arizona cut transplants for Medicaid recipients with certain health conditions. 100 people on the transplant list are now unable to afford the $200,000 the transplants can cost. At least one of those people had a donor organ located, but could not receive it because his family could not come up with the cash. People die, I get that. People die, even in a first world "exceptional" country, because they cannot afford advanced medical treatment, I get that too. The question is should it happen? Cutting those transplants saved a million dollars in a multi-billion dollar deficit. The same people who rail against "Obamacare," also oppose the states making up the slack or forcing private insurers to provide affordable care to all. I can't speak about the entire legislature, but I can speak about the chair of the appropriations committee and top Republican who lives in Paradise Valley, median home price: $1.74 million, and say his health care costs probably don't keep him up at night.

Which brings me to my final point--the right end of the political spectrum seems increasingly easy to lump together under a single slogan: Screw you, I got mine. So the Tea party and their very conservative Republican allies (and even a few Democrats), with their blaring about individual freedoms and personal rights, don't care about you. That would require thinking about others--their freedoms, rights, and welfare. And the rest of the American electorate seems too apathetic to care, or at least vote.

That's the inconvenient truth.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year

It's the most horrible time of the year. That's right, it's application time! Nothing turns me into a stressed-out prickly hedgehog like filling out Ph.D. applications. There's always a million forms to fill out, usually requiring data from years ago. Seriously, I have a freaking master's degree. Who cares what I did as an undergrad besides graduate?!! No, I do not know my registration number for a test I took three years ago. I assure you I have no trust fund and my parents have not been supporting me since 2003, so you'll have to forgive me for not knowing their net worth off the top of my head. That's right, Columbia, I'm looking at you. I'm sorry I haven't been a publishing fiend, Princeton, I'll get right on that. And why in heaven's name does it take $100 to process an application? Of course after the forms, there's the statement of purpose, the resume/CV, the writing sample, the transcripts, the letters of recommendation. Ugh, it makes my head explode. Why can't I just say "I want to do this, I've done well in grad school so far, here's some letters of recommendation." It's the stupid dancing and BS and grrrrr.

This is why grad students drink heavily and mutter bitterly from their Fortresses of Solitude. Well, one of reasons anyway.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

The World's Most Expensive Cheap Coffee Table

Top: IKEA as-is, $2.
Shelf: IKEA as is, $4.
Metal separators and legs: $70
Cordless drill: $140 (?!!)
Bit set: $10

Total cost: $226.

I think I'm going to curl up in the corner and weep.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween 2010!

Here's Piper and I dressed for Halloween. You'll note Piper is not a huge fan of her costume.
From T-Mobile Pictures


Here I am as a hunter:
From T-Mobile Pictures


Here Paul is as a vampire:
From T-Mobile Pictures


The hunter strikes with holy water and silver knife! (Not an angry drunk, like Paul says.)
From T-Mobile Pictures


The beast is slain!
From T-Mobile Pictures


Happy Halloween, Y'all!

Sunday, October 24, 2010

My First Presentation(TM)

Last week I went to Utah to give my first conference presentation. I was nervous, but also excited. I felt like I had produced a good paper, wisely chosen a conference light on medieval Chinese scholars (or sinologists in general), and even pulled together a Powerpoint (mostly memorized!). But it was a new experience and those are always a bit nerve-racking. I had been told not to sweat it because, as a mere grad student, little was expected, but I was sure I was doing the bare minimum to meet an "acceptable" grade.

So I was really surprised when the first presenter got up and mumbled his way through his paper. He also ran long and had to be chased off the stage. In fact, there were only two presenters--including me--in the two afternoon panels that had Powerpoints. I felt special. Also overly prepared, which is a comforting feeling. Did I mention there were maybe ten people in the audience? Nothing like feeling you're just reading a paper in front of a class to take the stress out of being a presenter for the first time. I was also supposed to be the moderator for my panel but a certain English professor took over that duty.

Overall, it was a good introduction to academic conferences and what presenting entailed. Plus, they treated me to an exceptionally fancy and extraordinarily expensive dinner the night before! How could I complain?

Friday, September 3, 2010

Rallying Up the Demons of Your Soul

(Note: Half of this was written three weeks ago. I feel shamed that it took so long to finish.)

Monday was the much-anticipated and long-awaited GREEN DAY concert!!! It was so much fun! It was the best concert I have ever been to. I left feeling like I should mail them an envelope with fifty more dollars in it. And when was the last time you feel like you owed the band money? Thanks to my fine freeway driving skills and the knowledge that Arizona folk don't show up for things as early as Utah folks, we arrived 40 minutes early which was just enough time to use the restroom, buy T-shirts (I am now the world's best sister), and get snowcones! Snowcones should be served at more concerts, I think. Anyway, no one seemed particularly interested in AFI, the opening act, who strangely took the stage ten minutes early. When has a concert ever started early? If you ever have a chance to see part of AFI live, please do so because the lead singer is hilarious. The only word I can use to describe his performance is "angular." Ponder that. Paul couldn't controlling his giggling. Here's a picture of us with bonus Facebook angle.

From T-Mobile Pictures


You can see our seats were a little far back, but perfectly centered. I figured Green Day would come on around 8 and play until 10, maybe 10:15 with encore. Oh no. That is not how Green Day rolls. They played for three hours straight. No intermission, only two slow songs the entire setlist. It was AWESOME. High-energy does not even begin to describe it. We were on our feet the whole time, bouncing around and singing along. There was a lot of audience participation--some people sang, two people played the guitar, and one guy dove off the stage into the audience. At one point, there was an entire crowd of people on stage singing. It was pretty sweet. The highlight may have been watching Billie Joe (the singer and guitarist) help a 14 yr old kid play the guitar. He'd been called up and played the first part of a medley, but it quickly became apparent that he couldn't play the rest. Rather than just thanking him and sending him back in the crowd, Billie Joe bent down and showed him which notes to play for the rest of the song. I thought that was really, really nice. The kid already had his cool concert experience, but Green Day went the extra mile and sacrificed some of the attention and energy just to be nicer to some random kid. Going the extra mile kind of sums up the concert in general. Lots of pyrotechnics, lots of running, lots of everything. I had heard that Green Day was one of the best live bands and that was no exaggeration. When Billie Joe yelled at the end of the concert that the band considered it "our honor, no, our ****ing privilege" to perform, you actually believed him.

Did I mention there was a homage to Benny Hill in lieu of an intermission?