So it's come to this: a frank discussion of cultural superiority. The following are things America should import ftom Taiwan:
1. Iced juices on every street corner (if not every three feet)
2. Reasonable movie ticket prices ($3.00)
3. Ability to take food into a theater without deception
4. Reserved seating at theaters
5. 7-11s that are a clean, well-lit and sell tasty meals to go
6. Decent, cheap health care (including dental)
The following are things Taiwan should import from America
1. Sidewalks
2. Drinkable tap water
3. Septic system that can handle toliet paper
4. Level and even stairs (exist only at KFC and McDonalds)
5. Crackers
Well, I hope this honest and open discussion of cultural superiority hasn't grossly offended anyone. (Bonus points for correctly identifying the Simpsons reference, in honor of the movie--a mere 10 days to go!)
3 comments:
Nice post, and great blog, guys. I wanted to tell you that this summer in Ogden a new movie theater opened and they have 1) reserved seating, and 2) a food court so you can take in whatever food/snack/full-on meal you want into the theater. There are also special trays that fit on the cup holders that allow you to eat your meal without spilling it all over yourself. I think there are more similar theaters sprouting up around the area.
I agree with the other things that should be brought to America. Have a good one!
-Jordan
We went to such a place called "The District" in South Jordan. It is another Larry H. Miller venture (just in case he needs a bit more money.) Dad, Spencer and I went on some free tickets I got from work. It is an interesting concept but kind of disconcerting to be eat a taco salad, in the dark, next to someone who has no food. Maybe they need "food" and "no food" sections.
I don't know about taco salad, but Paul recently declared in the dark to be the ideal way to try new foods here.
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