Dear ILP,
My freakin' name is Jennifer! It's not that hard to get! I call myself Jennifer, others refer to me as Jennifer, my e-mail lists the sender as Jennifer, I sign my e-mails Jennifer, I feel my name is very clear. So stop sending all correspondence addressed to "Jenni"! I don't know who this Jenni with an "i" person is, but she's clearly some terminally perky girl in a side ponytail and I assure you, that's not me. The next time you send something to "Jenni," I'm going to send it back as addressee unknown. Sheesh, the only more offensive mutilation of my name possible is "J.J."
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Jennifer, are you okay? You seem a little, wait, scratch that, really stressed. Do as one of my favorite shirts reads and "Chill." I know this may be new , but I'm pretty sure it works. Just as a side note, why would anyone call you J.J? You don't act like the rapper type.
Paul's dad does all the time. He thinks the look of irritation/annoyance I get is amusing.
Well J.J., (you know I kinda like that now), does someone need to get more sleep?
No, someone just needs to be referred to by her name every once in, I don't know, 18 months! Seriously, how do you not know someone's name after that long?
I had a teacher who kept calling me Theresa until the end of the year.
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