Dear readers, I feel I must alert you to a Fiendish Conspiracy of Unfathomable Proportions (FCUP). Chocolate chip ice cream is ridiculous hard to find here! Seriously, it's one of the basics, people. Yet of the many flavors and brands available at our local Albertsons, only one (Dreyer's) had it. Albertsons didn't have it, Breyers didn't have it, Blue Bunny didn't have it, Blue Bell didn't have it, Ben and Jerry's didn't have it, Haagen-Dazs didn't have it. That's six major brands of ice cream that don't believe in chocolate chip apparently. Assuming that chocolate chip ice cream still exists in other parts of the country, I am forced to make some terrible judgments. Namely, the stores here don't carry it because it doesn't sell. This means there are people in the state of Arizona--a lot of them, it would seem--that do not like chocolate chip ice cream. How is that even possible? What do you find unpleasant? Vanilla ice cream? Chocolate? Seriously, they're delicious and universally liked. I fear something is wrong with the people here. Probably something in the horrible, horrible-tasting water.
Also, they do not celebrate Presidents' Day here. How is that even possible?
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No Chocolate Chip ice cream? How on earth do they get people to stay there? I suspect that if you were to ask the managers at the stores that you go to about it, they might be able to think about stocking it. But it's kind of an outrage that they don't just have it. I mean Ben and Jerry's--it's da bomb.
Sorry. We'd send you a care package but...
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