Things you don't want to get in the mail:
10. Animals (dead or live)
9. Glass bottles with syrups inside
8. Things for someone else important enough not to throw away
7. Anything from the bank
6. Firearms
5. Solicitations
4. Underwear
3. Body Parts
2. Biological Agents
1. Sex Offender Notification
Guess which I got today? Yep, numero uno. I opened my mail box today and right on top was a flyer with the words: "IMPORTANT Sex Offender Notification." My first thought was, well it's probably someone just in the neighborhood who 'likes' little girls." Not good by any means, but not something I have worry about. But nope, I open it up and the first thing I see is my address, #18. Yeah, that came as a bit of a shock. Was not expecting my next-door neighbor, the loud one who loves football and parties. I've only seen him once and I'm definitely not his type so there won't be any extra paranoia, but still. Not the kind of thing you want to get. (Although I suppose it is better than not knowing.)
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Never had one from next door, but we've got a few of them, and I pay A LOT more attention now that I have a daughter. A LOT more; it kind of surprised me that I had such strong feelings when we got the letter.
Anyway, I'm surprised your post hasn't turned into a Lifetime movie "The Sex Offender Next Door," or perhaps it has and I am demonstrating, rather proudly in fact, my lack of knowledge about Lifetime movies.
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