Monday, June 22, 2009

You Don't Know Me...Or Do You?

All right, here's the deal. We're going to play a little round of how well do you know Jennifer. Some of the questions are absurdly easy, some are ridiculously obscure. I'll post the answers when I feel like it--probably around Friday or so. I'll post a round for Paul at the same time. Ready? Good.

1. Jennifer's last name is:
a. Bussio
b. Muhlestein
c. Bussio-Muhlestein
d. Jennifer has only one name, like Cher

2. For late night, Jennifer watches:
a. David Letterman
b. Conan O'Brien
c. Craig Ferguson
d. What are you talking about? She's asleep by 10:30 pm!

3. Jennifer rarely reads this kind of book:
a. Fiction
b. Non-fiction
c. Old
d. Jennifer hates reading

4. Jennifer frequently quotes what TV show?
a. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
b. Bones
c. Dr. Who
d. Futurama

5. Speaking of TV shows, Jennifer's favorite is:
a. House
b. Bones
c. Angel
d. Dr. Who

6. Jennifer does not own any:
a. Perfume
b. Scrunchies
c. Lipstick
d. Mascara

7. In Rock Band, Jennifer plays which instruments?
a. Guitar
b. Bass
c. Vocals
d. Drums
e. A, B, and C are all correct

8. Jennifer's favorite color is:
a. Green
b. Blue
c. Yellow
d. Jennifer has no one favorite color

9. Jennifer hates scary movies EXCEPT those with:
a. Ghosts because they are not scary
b. Vampires because they seek true love, not blood, these days
c. Zombies because she could take 'em in a fight
d. Monsters because they always look fake.

10. Jennifer loves:
a. Cats
b. Dogs and cats
c. Most traditional pets
d. All animals except pigeons, cicadas and spiders who thirst for her blood.

11. Jennifer is married to:
a. Paul
b. That One Guy
c. David
d. Jennifer is married?!!

12. Jennifer is at school studying:
a. Chinese language
b. Chinese history
c. Linguisitics
d. Law

13. Jennifer's BA degree is in:
a. Chinese
b. Asian Studies
c. History
d. Dual degrees in Chemistry and History

14. Jennifer rarely makes cookies because:
a. She's bad at it
b. She has no time
c. She always eats the dough
d. She strangely doesn't like cookies

15. Jennifer dislikes what common flavor?
a. Sweet
b. Salty
c. Sour
d. Bitter

16. Jennifer looks forward to the Muhlestein family reunion because:
a. she hates air-conditioning
b. she loves the outdoors
c. she enjoys sleeping in the same room as all her in-laws
d. she likes the Muhlesteins and that is the only reason

17. Jennifer nixed Guitar Hero: Smash Hits for her siblings because her mother:
a. complains about the songs' poor grammar
b. hates the merriment of children
c. would explode if she ever heard "Killing in the Name of"
d. Both A and C
e. All answers are correct

18. Jennifer's favorite female singer/songwriter is:
a. Fiona Apple
b. Aimee Mann
c. Tori Amos
d. Sarah MacLachlan

19. Which traditional childhood food does Jennifer NOT like?
a. Peanut butter and jelly
b. Mac and Cheese
c. Tuna fish and crackers
d. Trick question! Jennifer likes all of these things.

20. The main stone in Jennifer's engagement ring is:
a. Diamond
b. Ruby
c. Sapphire
c. Emerald

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you are this bored, drive up and spend the 4th with us and then take you mother and sister back with you for a week or two.
dad

Anonymous said...

Will prizes be awarded?

Anonymous said...

OK, here are our guesses - 1)a - though we are partial to d, 2)d,3)a,4)c?,5)b,6)d,7)e,8)d,9)c,10)c-because quail are not included in d,11)a,12)b,13)c,14)c,15)b?,16)d, 17)Helloo! Mom is the wildest one in our family!,18)b,19)d,20)c.
Did we win, or are we outcasts?
Love,
Kathryn Lily

Jennifer said...

Yes, I think there will be prizes awarded...but what? Hmm.

Anonymous said...

is the prize pie???? I like pie

Anonymous said...

Answers,we want answers!