BREAKING NEWS--OFFICIALLY IN AT ASU!!!

Breaking news--I'm officially in at ASU!!! According to my ASU interactive website, I could start registering for classes last Friday. Or could have, if I submitted documentation of my measles immunizations with my application (not that they asked for it). Luckily, I have indeed been immunized against the measles. Hurray for not needlessly dying from a preventable disease! Now, all I need to know about is the big bucks, which is why I am officially authorizing you, in-law reading this, to open that official letter from ASU! Let's keep our fingers crossed for a little money.